Tuesday, March 02, 2004
"Free to Pee in Your Morning Cereal"
This is one seriously great over-the-top rant on a deadly serious issue:
"Give The Breakfast Cereal Industry Immunity from Law Suits!
Call your congressman today and let them know that if Tony the Tiger wants to take a big steaming dump in your breakfast bowl, he should be able to do so without fear that some whining idiot like you will file a lawsuit against him. If Captain Crunch wants to put heroin and crack in your morning meal, the good Captain should be able to do so knowing you can't do a damn thing about it."
"If the gun industry gets immunization from "pending and future lawsuits," I want immunization for my products, too. It's just that simple -- the freedom to screw up your life and then give you the finger."
Follow the links on the site for some quality background information on this legislation (or just sit back and enjoy the flaming sarcasm!)
"Give The Breakfast Cereal Industry Immunity from Law Suits!
Call your congressman today and let them know that if Tony the Tiger wants to take a big steaming dump in your breakfast bowl, he should be able to do so without fear that some whining idiot like you will file a lawsuit against him. If Captain Crunch wants to put heroin and crack in your morning meal, the good Captain should be able to do so knowing you can't do a damn thing about it."
"If the gun industry gets immunization from "pending and future lawsuits," I want immunization for my products, too. It's just that simple -- the freedom to screw up your life and then give you the finger."
Follow the links on the site for some quality background information on this legislation (or just sit back and enjoy the flaming sarcasm!)
